SQUIRREL DEFENSE

 

Our Team is standing by to help in any unlawful attempt to evict squirrels from their rightful homes. Through a combination of innovative legal tactics, community organizing strategies, and considerable nonsense, we are able to effectively prevent 100% of squirrel evictions.

Work with our attorney, consultant, and placard artist to defend your home.

 

Ask about our locally sourced squirrel mitten- keep your amigo warm and comforted.